VERY CORNY......

....................... ....................................................................................IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR

SANTA FINDS A NEW USE FOR DONNER, UND BLITZEN

HAVE A HAPPY CHRISTMAS, AND..........

............................................................................WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE I SUPPOSE

MAYBE IT WASN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA AFTER ALL....

AND WE ALL LIVED HAPPY EVER AFTER..............OR DID WE ?

WILL MR PUTIN HAVE TO FIND MORE URNS .....PERHAPS GREEK ONES !.

DOES SANTA LIVE IN THE REAL WORLD ?

SANTA LIKES TO RELAX BEFORE GOING OUT AND CHECKING HIS DEER.

SANTA HAS LITTLE BOY DEERS, AND LITTLE GIRL DEERS..........

TO-NIGHT, SANTA CHECKS THE LITTLE GIRL DEERS (the little boy deers have been rutting a lot lately).

SANTA THINKS HE MAY HAVE TROUBLE.............

SANTA USES HIS MOBILE TO PHONE HIS VET, WHO LIVES NEARBY IN SWEEDEN........

JACK ARRIVES AND QUICKLY GETS TO WORK (whilst informing santa of the late call out charge).

SANTA STANDS NERVOUSLY BY, AS HE DOESN'T LIKE TO LOSE A FAWN (or whatever baby deers are callled)............................BUT THERE IS A HAPPY ENDING!
WELL!.........FAIRLY HAPPY.

A SPRAY THAT IS EASY TO USE.

.............BUT NOT CHEAP TO BUY.