FIANNA FAIL HOLDS POWER IN GOTHAM CITY....

                                        BUT THEIR JOKER IS TOLD TO KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT AND LISTEN TO HIS LEADER................................................................................................................So, who is going to have the last laugh ?      

GARDAI UP DATE FILES.

A YOUNG GARDA CHECKS OUT  NEW LIST OF AREAS WHERE YOU ARE LIKELY TO FIND FRAUDSTERS,CROOKS, AND GANGSTERS.

TITANIC.....THE MEN TIME FORGOT.

FRED ARKWRIGHT AND BERT ENDWHISTLE MAKE A DECISION THAT WILL SAVE THEIR LIVES........................................................... ..............BUT NOT WRITE THEM INTO THE PAGES OF HISTORY.

LEONARDO'S AGENT DROPS IN...............

............AND GIVES SOME DODGY ADVICE.

LUCIAN FREUD.....' WHITE ' CAUCASIAN ?

LOST IN TRANSLATION.......

CHINA, THE ONE COUNTRY THAT...............

DOES CHEAP,NASTY.......AND SHIT, CHEAPER AND NASTIER ,THAN ANYWHERE ELSE.

LEARN FROM THE BEST...........

DIY.......or get help

ANOTHER CORNY ONE..................

COUNTY COUNCILS REDEPLOY STAFF TO AGRI DEPARTMENT.

VERY CORNY......

....................... ....................................................................................IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR

SANTA FINDS A NEW USE FOR DONNER, UND BLITZEN

HAVE A HAPPY CHRISTMAS, AND..........

............................................................................WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE I SUPPOSE

MAYBE IT WASN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA AFTER ALL....

AND WE ALL LIVED HAPPY EVER AFTER..............OR DID WE ?

WILL MR PUTIN HAVE TO FIND MORE URNS .....PERHAPS GREEK ONES !.

DOES SANTA LIVE IN THE REAL WORLD ?

SANTA LIKES TO RELAX BEFORE GOING OUT AND CHECKING HIS DEER.

SANTA HAS LITTLE BOY DEERS, AND LITTLE GIRL DEERS..........

TO-NIGHT, SANTA CHECKS THE LITTLE GIRL DEERS (the little boy deers have been rutting a lot lately).

SANTA THINKS HE MAY HAVE TROUBLE.............

SANTA USES HIS MOBILE TO PHONE HIS VET, WHO LIVES NEARBY IN SWEEDEN........

JACK ARRIVES AND QUICKLY GETS TO WORK (whilst informing santa of the late call out charge).

SANTA STANDS NERVOUSLY BY, AS HE DOESN'T LIKE TO LOSE A FAWN (or whatever baby deers are callled)............................BUT THERE IS A HAPPY ENDING!
WELL!.........FAIRLY HAPPY.